What up with THAT?

By Roger W. Amidon

From time to time there are things in life that just make me stop and question the endurance of the human race on the planet. Especially with all the stupid people running around…

I have, over the years, made thousands of profound observations. Unfortunately, most of them have been lost to the four winds. This is an attempt to write them down - for posterity.

The trouble is, most people think things like this aren't very important.

You see why I'm worried?

Started August 19, 1999


Question (Situations?) of the Moment:

October 28, 2008 - One more time...
Microsoft has announced that perhaps Vista was not what it should have been. Now, there's an understatement! They have stated that their new "Windows-7" (a temporary name I would think) will answer all of the user complaints about Vista. We'll see. Will this include a new version of "Office" that actually works right? Aside from the email html formatting screw-up, which I have documented previously, there are many other problems - hopefully not "By Design" features. Oh, here are two more samples (I just had to show you this one - "Walt Disney Studios" having email formatting trouble with Outlook 2007. It shows just how bad this so-called "Design" is:
Disney DVD Newsletter, correctly formatted. - in Outlook Express
Disney DVD Newsletter, badly formatted. - in Outlook 2007)

1.) When I want to print an email, I have often just printed the first page, because that has the information I want. I don't need the next 2,3,4 or more pages printed. In Outlook Express (and previous versions of Outlook), you get the standard "Print" window that allows you to select the printer, select how many copies, and what pages to print (Default: all), etc. Now, "Outlook 2007" uses their own "Print" mechanism. They added a few features, but took away the ability to select what pages to print. Adding some additional features is a good thing, but... don't take away features!

2.) When you receive an email with an attachment, and you want to save the attachment, the system switches to a full-screen window! Then it defaults to your "My Documents" folder. Now, if you want to store the attachment in a different folder, and you hit the drop-down box to select a different place to store the file, the system freezes for a while and then puts up a new window: "Initilizing Root Folders." - Huh? After a while, it opens the drop-down to show your list of other places to store the file. When you select another place, the system freezes again. Forever. You have to close the save attachment window and open it up again. Then it will allow you to select another place. Good Grief! Again, they have re-built a new mechanism to store files within the "Outlook 2007" code that already exists within the Windows OS. It's poorly designed and doesn't work very well. Incidentally, I have recently discovered that this behaviour has been discussed by Microsoft. It seems that when you try and select any other drives to store the file, the software will cycle through all possible attached drives and is grimly determined to assure that each device is available and that you have the proper rights and permissions to save a file on that device. So, if you have no intention of saving the file in a place you know you can't anyway (it's off, or you don't have proper permission, etc.) you have to wait for the system to finish it's determination. If you have 3-4 attached drives that aren't there at the moment, it can take a very long time before you can save it to that thumb drive you just plugged in. Go have coffee. The Microsoft solution is to never select "reconnect at logon" (called a "Persistent" connection) when you map a drive. Frankly, it should not take all these minutes to determine if a mapped drive is present or not. What genius wrote that algorithym?

Probably "By Design" though...

To sum up: This latest version of Office was written with an agenda: Let's do it all ourselves. No need to interface with the other software development groups involved within Microsoft. There is a "We're smarter than they are; we can do it better." attitude on the part of the Office 2007 group. The sad thing is that they are NOT smarter, and it's NOT better.

August 5, 2008 - Microsoft fails again...

This is a follow-up to my May 30th post. I did finally hear from Microsoft. After two attempts to fix a serious flaw in the Microsoft "Outlook 2007" program, they have repeated their initial finding: "This is by Design, and will not be fixed." If you have read the May 30th problem description, and looked at the examples I presented, you can see why this is an unacceptable position for Microsoft to take. I am still getting many emails a week, from various respected sources, that are still badly formatted, missing text, etc. Recently, I received an "XBox Newsletter", published by Microsoft, where the formatting of the newsletter appeared a bit clumsy. When I used the "View in Browser" mechanism, you could see where, even within Microsoft themselves, they can't get things right. I admit, this particular example is more subtle than the others. However, it does demonstrate bad communication between the Outlook 2007 team and the Internet Explorer team. Both images should appear the same, since they are both being interpreted in HTML. The differences are obvious, but not as destructive as the previously shown. Here are those examples:

Newsletter from XBox, formatted by Outlook 2007.    Newsletter from XBox, formatted by Internet Explorer.

My position now is to tell everyone that will listen to NOT buy Office 2007. Use Office 2003 - or wait until the next release of Office - just don't buy it right away! Let me check it out, and I'll let you know if Microsoft has recognized, and acted on, this problem with their next release. (They will no doubt have another new Word extention type: ".docz"!)

Isn't it interesting that when companies get too large, they become arrogant and feel they can do no wrong. There are many other examples in history... but that's another discussion, for another time.


May 30, 2008 - I have finally hit my breaking point.

I have been a big supporter of Microsoft since their beginning. I bought the first 8080 based Altair Computer. I have met and talked with Bill Gates on more than one occasion. I understood what they were trying to accomplish with "Windows". I knew it wasn't going to be easy, especially having to contend with all those third-party hardware and software developers trying to write all those different applications for this new "Windows" Operating System. (MAC, being essentially a "closed" system, is much easier to deal with. But then you lose all of those really neat hardware and software innovations that a MAC can only dream about. But that's another story...) However... With the release of "Vista" and "Office 2007", Microsoft has embarrassed me. There are so many things wrong with their implementation(s), it's now become impossible for me to defend them. Add to this their unacceptable level of support, and you have a really bad situation.

I will cover just one particular issue here, to demonstrate the problem.

About three months ago, I bought Office 2007. The first thing I noticed is a change of the internal format of "Word 2007" documents. Instead of saving them as "mydocument.doc", they are now saved as "mydocument.docx". Now, of course, after fooling around for a while, I saw where you could save them in a "Word 2000" format. This must be done so everyone else can read them. Since so few people have Word 2007, you always have to save it in the earlier format. Let's face it, Word 2000 is a fine program, usable for 99% of the things that 99% of the people need. Word 2003 is almost overkill. Did we really NEED more features in Word, especially the ones that would cause a new internal format? Most of the features I would liked to have added to Word would be those that make creating the document easier. They wouldn't affect the format of the final document. Those could have been added without having to change the final ".doc" file format, which makes 99% of the rest of the users of Word unable to read my documents.

Then things got worse. I set up Outlook 2007 to read my email. I really prefer a good email "SMTP/POP3" type of client, rather than a web-based email system, unless I'm out of town at someone else's computer. I use Outlook Express on most of my machines, but on my "Main" machine, I have been using Outlook (ever since Outlook '98). I like some of the extra things you can do in that program, like scheduling appointments or tasks, the contact manager, the calendar, etc. Now, I receive quite a bit of email. I also subscribe to a number of html newsletters from various trusted sources. When I started using Outlook 2007, I began to notice strange looking email coming from places that used to be very nicely formatted emails. Sometimes, there was text missing, or the formatting was strange. Sometimes they were almost unreadable. Yet, if I received those exact same emails on another machine, using Outlook Express, it looked great - as it always had. What's up with that? I thought it might be the other machine??? I then configured Outlook Express on the same machine using Outlook 2007, and it worked correctly. Not the machine. I figured, since I had just bought Office 2007 (~$250), I was owed some support here. After some digging around on the Microsoft website (they seem to think a "FAQ" will solve everything), I found a support phone number. I called the number and spoke to someone in India. She tried to be helpful. In the end, she acknowledged that she was seeing the same results on her machine as I was, and she would escalate the trouble report to the next level. After about 2 weeks, I got an email from the support group that this behavior was "By Design", and all I had to do was use a not-obvious "Other Actions" drop-down menu and select "View in Browser". That would send the email on to my Browser, and it would be correctly formatted and displayed there. Say WHAT? This is BY DESIGN??? After thinking about this, I called support again and pushed on. The answer I then got was that the "Outlook 2007 Development Group" had decided to build their own HTML display processor, rather that use one from the (dreaded?) "Outlook Explorer Group", as the previous Outlook Development Group had done for all the previous versions of Outlook. Oh REALLY? THEN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE HTML PROCESSOR IN OUTLOOK 2007!. The support person maintained that THEIR "HTML Processor" was designed correctly, and it was actually the Outlook Explorer Web Browser that was incorrect. OH REALLY? Well, they better tell the rest of the world about this, since all the emails that screw up with Outlook 2007 will look correct in Outlook Explorer, regardless of what tool was used to create the original email. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! There seems to be an EGO problem within this "Outlook 2007 Group". I told the support person this was not a satisfactory answer, and that whatever was wrong in Outlook 2007's HTML code must be fixed. They were embarrassing themselves. They were embarrassing me - for supporting them for so long. He said he would pass my comments on to the proper group, and they would get back to me. They never did.

It has been three months now. I've been checking for Office 2007 updates on a regular basis. No updates. I have re-opened the trouble ticket with Microsoft, and I'm now trying to get one of the "inner circle" to call me so we can discuss this. Wish me luck.

Here are some pictures of the bad formatting I'm talking about. After you look at these, please let me know what you think. Am I being too picky? Am I being unreasonable? The correctly formatted ones are from either Outlook Express or using that option within Outlook 2007 to use the Browser to view the email. All "badly formatted" are exact screenshots of what I see. No tricks, honest.

Note: These images are large, and they will open a new browser window. You can always close that window with an "Alt-F4" if you can't reach the close button (X).

Newsletter from Nightline, correctly formatted.
Newsletter from Nightline, badly formatted.
Publisher's Offer, top portion, correctly formatted.
Publisher's Offer, top portion, badly formatted.
Publisher's Offer, bottom portion, correctly formatted.
Publisher's Offer, bottom portion, badly formatted.
Coke Rewards Newsletter, correctly formatted.
Coke Rewards Newsletter, badly formatted.
Scifi Newsletter, correctly formatted.
Scifi Newsletter, badly formatted.


June 2, 2003 At Last! Something that pissed me off enough to write it up on this page.

Have you bought any software lately? I would like to take a poll of all those who have bought new software and then, when they went to install it, (after reading the legal agreement that you must agree to) have hit the "No" or "I do not accept" selection. Do such people exist? Is there an operating system for computers that doesn't force you to agree to their legal boilerplate? It seems that the software you are about to install (assuming you answered "Yes") is not guaranteed to work, and in fact may delete all files and reformat your hard drive. You are told to accept this without any recourse. Ya' can't get your money back. Can't sue for damages. Can't tell anyone else (under severe penalty of law) about the flaw. You can't even fix their problem (even if you could), since there are also severe (eeek!) penalties for reverse engineering "their" precious code - their code that doesn't work.

Now, it's getting worse. I went to a web site to "register" myself as a "DirecTV" customer. They requested I register to further improve my enjoyment of the DirecTV experience. So, to be a "good customer", I decided to register. Before I could, I had to "Agree" to their legal document regarding my use of their web site. It took over 10 minutes to really read it. (half the problem is no one takes the time to actually read what they are agreeing to!) In summary, they basically say "anything you see on this site may be incorrect" and they are not responsible for any inaccuracy found on their site. (who is?) Anything you see or hear must be kept to yourself. If you even mention what you have seen to any person or persons, living or dead, you may be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. You think I'm kidding? Read it for yourself. It's on the DirecTV site. Since I didn't agree to their legal terms, I can give you the link: (assuming it's still active)
www.directv.com/hdtvprize - (select the "Create" button.)
Go ahead. Have a look. The agreement goes on to say (if you were to agree) that they may prosecute you, sue you, make your life as miserable as hell, and even cancel your subscription to DirecTV magazine - at their will. They have given themselves (with your permission) the full right to do just about anything they want to you. However, you (if you were to agree) have no rights to do anything to them, even if they do have serious errors on their site, or a Java script that installs a virus, etc.

There is a serious problem when any large corporation tries to totally insulate itself from responsibility for any or all of it's actions. I suspect that soon, when you open up a bank account, you must first agree that if the bank steals your money, you can't sue them.  Hey!  Wait a minute.  Isn't that true now?...  Damn!


September 25, 2001

I need to inform you, or anyone who will listen, about a company that is attempting to become even more ruthless than the phone company. Their name is "Verisign". Notice that their name also starts with "Veri" like the other company I love to hate, "Verizon". Verisign currently manages the Internet Domain Name services. They used to be known as Network Solutions. The problem I am having is that I have about a dozen or so domains that I manage from my small offices here. These are mostly charity, non-profit type web sites. I don't make dime-one on any of my web sites. With the exception of DXCC, I have never put anything for sale on any of the sites. These are information sites, with relevant domain names to categorize what information is on the site. I have been paying each year, out of my own pocket, to renew the DNS services for those domains. This comes to about $400 each year. Since I am not rich, I decided that since I had so many domains, perhaps I could get a "quantity discount". I called Network Solutions about this, and their attitude was "No way, No how. Under NO circumstances. Pay us $35 per year for each domain. Period." I must admit, I was a bit disheartened by their position. The person I spoke to was downright mean. Then, a few months later, I received an email from a company that offered to register my domains for $9.95 per year. Well, this was certainly a big improvement, almost too good to be true. So, I decided to try one of my domains as a test. This was to see if this company was real and not a spam-sham. Well, it worked! It was great. No problems at all. I was a happy camper. I even waited a month until the charges appeared on my Credit Card to insure it was really $9.95, etc. It was. So, I decided to move two other domains over. However, when I made the request, the company had to tell me that their rate had gone to $11.95, and they had changed their registration procedures, etc. It took a few days for this to go through, and by the time it went through, it was beyond those domain's expiration date. My original fear was that there might be a few days when the site went down until the new company had their DNS records updated. However, about a week later, I received a notice from Network Solutions that my request to have my domain transfered has been DENIED! They claimed I was in payment default, and owed them $70. This was news to me. It seems, from their point of view, once you have a domain with them, you then owe Network Solutions $35 each and every year, until hell freezes over. If you don't renew, you are in default. And they consider that you owe them the $35. The only way they would allow me to transfer the domain was if I "paid my debt" to them. Then I could transfer the domain to this other company. Since the whole idea of using this other company was to stop being raped year after year by Network Solutions, it's like they wanted to screw me one last time before I went to the other company. So, I decided to screw them instead. After 6 months, my domain was considered "Available", and I just registered it as a new domain with the new company. Now, it has happened again. Another of my domains became due. I decided to transfer it before it expired. However, about the time I should have transfered it, planes hit the World Trade Center. I was so distracted for the next few weeks, I had forgotten all about doing the transfer. It expired on the 21st of September. Their bill said payment was due by September 28th. On September 20th, I transferred the domain. However, by the time the other company processed my request, it was Sept. 24th. Still well within the Sept. 28th date. I thought. Sure enough, Verisign again DENIED MY TRANSFER, claiming it had expired, and I owed them $70. If you own a domain with Network Solutions, when they send out the renewal notices, they send you an invoice for $70. Even though it is perfectly fine to renew for one year, they default to a 2 year renewal. Some people, not paying attention, probably just send them the $70. The first time this happened, I called them and asked if I could just renew for a year. They said I could, When I asked why it was an invoice for 2 years, she replied "It's just the way we were told to do it". Today, I have noticed that they also traffic in names. They buy & sell domain names, many for millions of dollars. Would you like "loans.com" -- $3,000,000 and it's yours. This is really creepy. They are now taking payments for the new domain types - like ".biz", advertising to all of the ".com" companies that they could lose their domain to someone else unless they reserved their domain with a ".biz" for example. Do you realize what's going on here? We could re-build the World Trade Center with the money they will make if every .com has to also buy a .biz domain name. And there are 5 other "new" names. And what business would want someone else to use their domain name with one of those other domain types? This is greed, pure and simple. This is the way the Mafia worked. They are using scare tactics. The function they are performing is to keep a few hundred bytes of data on their DNS servers to allow the web browsers to locate MY domain name servers to get the actual IP address of my web site. That's all. Why is another company happy to do it for $12, one third of the price they charge? Remember, I am one of 50 million (or more) domains registered through Network Solutions. Just what does 50 million, times $35 PER YEAR, come to? That's 1.75 BILLION DOLLARS -- and that's just the .com domains. How about the .org, .net and now the 5-6 other dot-whatevers that will be implemented shortly? That's many BILLIONS of dollars, just to maintain a database? Remember too, they also provide tons of other services. And I'm sure they are making a terrific profit from those as well.

Well, there you have it. I'm not sure how to fix this. They have the power, freely given to them by our government (in an attempt to save the taxpayers money? The taxpayers lost money!). It's always been hard to fight City Hall. Regardless of how it comes about, a change is sorely needed. Feel free to email me if you have any ideas on how to fix this.


February 25, 2001

Sorry I haven't been keeping this "Crying Towel" up to date. There have been many moments over the past few years where I have felt the need to contribute another entry to this page with those kinds of questions that are too often found without answers. Funny thing is, the most compelling reasons for adding to this page seem to be inspired by our continuing frustration with "The Phone Company". It was called "Bell Atlantic" until a few years ago, now known formally as "Verizon". Aside from my troubles with attempting to get DSL service here (they tried for over a year and failed), the saddest thing is to see a company that I had so much respect for when I was growing up turn into one of the poorest run companies in the history of the world. This is sort of like admiring one of your Uncles when you were young - you know - he was smart, wise, handsome, well dressed, went to Church regularly and had 3 of the best behaved children you would ever meet. Now, a few years later, he's drinking Ripple from a paper bag in an alley somewhere, and doesn't even remember his children's names. This is The Phone Company. It is so very sad. They used to be so concerned to do "the right thing" regardless of the cost. The customer was important, and you really felt they were trying their damndest to provide the best service at the lowest price possible. Now, customers are an inconvenience. The only reason for the customer to even exist is to give them as much money as possible on a month-to-month basis. If you can't do that, then they don't need you. Don't call them - they won't call you either. Their technical expertise is also at an all time low. Their "customer support" people know less about the way things work than their customers do. They lie. They exagerate. They obfuscate. They deflect. They blame anyone and everyone but themselves. My pulse is rising. Got to stop thinking about it before I go mad... But it's sooo sad.

Enough!


Oct 28, 1999

The Phone Company. What a mess. I have a cell phone. If I am in an area that doesn't have enough signal, they have an answering system that will take a message for you. When you later get into a good signal area, you are able to retrieve the stored messages. Here is what drives me nuts. When you go to listen to the messages, there is no indication of the time (or date) they were recorded. They just call them "First stored message", "next stored message", etc. No clue as to when they came in. Here's where it gets really nuts. If you don't erase them after you hear them, they remain on the system for about 2 weeks. When you next check your messages, they inform you that the message that was sent at [time] on [date] has been erased. Now, since they didn't tell you the time and date of the message in the first place (when you could REALLY use it), what earthly good it is to tell you the time and date of the message they just erased? And, since they obviously DO know the time and date of the message, why didn't they tell you when you first listened to it?

This is the company that invented the transistor? Good grief!


Aug. 20, 1999

Why is the phone company so hard to get through to when you need service, or have a question? Especially when it relates to Internet activities. Haven't they yet realized that the world spins 24 hours a day. Why would they shut down at 5:00 pm? Part of the reality of a wired world is that there are no time zones.

It is a 24 hour e-commerce world. Any company doing business on the Internet should have 24 hour accessibility.


Aug. 19, 1999

Who is the idiot at credit card companies that decided to put a copy of the card number IN BLACK right in the center of the area you are supposed to sign? As a result, your signature is very difficult to verify!



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